MAD COW. BY EL SIDI CAMPEADOR

MAD COW, BY EL SIDI CAMPEADOR

I was running to my home, and it was raining more and more, when I saw a shape through the heavy storm by which I was afraid.

The shape came close to me, step by step, I thought there was somebody beating my neck, but finally it was just a friend who was calling me, and he stepped on my toe, and I said:

Thank you very much for stepping on my toe because I was afraid I had elephantiasis and now that I can feel it hurts I know it isn’t, so I can sleep all night without fear of nightmares or some strange sound because there is a big crazy cow in my shoe.

So I just fell asleep and that was the end.

A ZAPPA, ALLA DONDE ESTE.